Chief Jim Hopper [Secret Lair Drop Series] Phyrexian Horror Minion but the rats are worse

but the rats are worse than both put together

Sacrifice a creature or enchantment: Blood Aspirant deals 1 damage to target creature

you bloated rust bucket

non-Vehicle artifact you control becomes a 5/3 Vehicle in addition to its other types and gains trample

Chief Jim Hopper [Secret Lair Drop Series] Phyrexian Horror Minion but the rats are worseSet: Secret Lair Drop Series Type: Legendary Creature Human Soldier Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{R}{W} Menace Whenever Sophina, Spearsage Deserter attacks, investigate once for each nontoken attacking creature. Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have friends forever.) "Track the rot. See how far it goes."